Feelings

One of the worst STDs you can get is feelings. There is no cure, they are hard to get rid of & the side effects are awful. - Me

I tweeted that this morning. I did not add that the older you get, the worse the side effects are. I also failed to mention you can give it to someone without even having them.

I honestly think that is what God gave us when Eve ate that fucking apple was feelings. I mean feelings in a relationship - not the kind you have for your kids or the compassion you have for human nature. The kind that makes you question your every fiber. The kind that drives you bat shit crazy. The kind that makes you drink just so you don't fly off the handle. The kind that makes you doubt yourself. The kind that makes you overanalyze every damn situation and lose your mind. The kind that puts your emotions in the driver seat and gets you completely fucking lost.

I don't know. Maybe it is just my vagina. But feelings overcomplicate my life. They scare the hell out of me and ruin a lot of great things.


Robots have it made. Also zombies.

Feelings are the core of my insanity.